Foodie terms of 07'


SALAD DODGER
An excellent phrase for an overweight person.

SALMON DAY
The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.

GOING FOR A McSHIT
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known as a McShit with Lies.

BEER COAT
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3:00am.

BEER COMPASS
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from.

TART FUEL
Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.