I got toasted to a crispy perfection at jamberoo today. It hurts to move.

I was playing WoW - and i noticed one thing. Girlfriends are like MMORPG. (this is where all the girls roll over in confusion from the "excessive" terminology)

The first MMORPG you choose will be really.. low budget, low everything, just low.

Etc.. you keep playing through all these MMORPG's until you find one you like, and are actually willing to stick with, and dont mind paying for (MMORPG's representing a certain group of girls).

The first character your create is kind of shaky.. You know what to do, but everything seems so different. You know that if you stuff up - you can always start again, but you persuade yourself not to.
Its all fine and dandy. Till you reach lv10. You realise you made mistakes. You got the wrong professions, Wrong items, and you've just found a guide online.

Then you create your second character. This character is godlike. You train all day and night, and eventually, even if something goes wrong - you don't care, you've grown attached to the character. Even if you create another character, none will be like the second one you created. You will never forget it.

And when you cheat with your character? Everyone will hate you for cheating, but oh so love the benifits you love, so you too become godlike.


OH yea.. - this has nothing to do with my actual life, especially the aspects which contain "girls".